Lane von Herzen: Completed Notarization

My Third Novel's Conclusion, My Heartbreak

My heart begins to break when I think about completing this particular book -- because this narrative has sustained me like no other story I've known. It's both more personal and more universal than my other works. But beyond memory and archetype, it's a cri-de-coeur about needing to become the person one is destined to be. And in the writing, I have met my own life's work, my own fated journey -- having the sense all the while that the pages are suffused with a resonance, an energy, an electrified field that defies explanation. Writers hope and pray to be overtaken by a work in this way -- to be conscripted into passionate service of a profound story. To experience it even once in a lifetime seems a great privilege. I still have several months before this novel is complete, and this constitutes my reprieve. Because I'm not ready for the beauty to end.

Sunday, March 3, 2024

Completed Notarization

OIG Hotline, I was able to bypass the FBI's apparent obstruction of my notarization procedure by initiating a new account with OneNotary.us and utilizing my husband's cell phone to process my passport verification.

As a result, my newly updated and notarized affidavit is now available to your Office within my gmail accounts, bearing the subject heading ATTN: OIG HOTLINE Re: Newly Updated and Notarized Affidavit for Your Office, March 3, 2024, sent at 8:00 AM on March 3, 2024.

The expanded text of this affidavit has been included in the body of the email in order to guard against tampering with the attachment.

Thank you for your patience while I ascertained the means of overcoming the FBI's obstruction of this notary procedure.

In gratitude,