Lane von Herzen: The FBI Needs to Reverse Course

My Third Novel's Conclusion, My Heartbreak

My heart begins to break when I think about completing this particular book -- because this narrative has sustained me like no other story I've known. It's both more personal and more universal than my other works. But beyond memory and archetype, it's a cri-de-coeur about needing to become the person one is destined to be. And in the writing, I have met my own life's work, my own fated journey -- having the sense all the while that the pages are suffused with a resonance, an energy, an electrified field that defies explanation. Writers hope and pray to be overtaken by a work in this way -- to be conscripted into passionate service of a profound story. To experience it even once in a lifetime seems a great privilege. I still have several months before this novel is complete, and this constitutes my reprieve. Because I'm not ready for the beauty to end.

Thursday, July 16, 2026

The FBI Needs to Reverse Course

OIG Hotline, this is to document an apparent FBI assertion that my take-out dinner last night was contaminated by an illegal chemical substance that is known to cause heart attacks, strokes, cancer, dementia, and other serious illnesses.

It is believed, according to the FBI, to contain more toxic substances than any other substance found on Earth.

If borne out by the facts, I can only say that I hope the FBI knows how to reverse it effects, for my sake and for the sake of Red Lobster and Alyssa, who were given every opportunity to replace the meal.

I am documenting this incident on my public blog in order to encourage the FBI to reverse its crimes toward my health as well as to cease all harm toward my food and water, alongside the food and water of my loved ones, including my pets.

The crimes of the FBI have allegedly caused me extreme heart disease that has rendered me uniquely vulnerable to heart attacks, aortic dissection, strokes, aneurysm, etc. This damage is supposedly so severe that I cannot safely exercise.

Beyond this, the crimes of the FBI have allegedly caused liver cirrhosis, even though, as a rule, I consume no alcohol.

People who are serious about national security concerns are not attempting to poison or otherwise murder the most meaningful advocates for the sovereignty of the United States.

The FBI needs to reverse course and to do so immediately.

I respectfully request an investigation and prosecution of the FBI's conduct in the incident described above, as well as that of Red Lobster and its employees.

Further, I ask that all financial liabilities by the individuals, companies and institutions involved be deposited in the foundation I have specified for the support of Americans' long term sovereignty.

Thank you for your rigorous defense in this regard.

Most sincerely,