Lane von Herzen: Third Order from Amazon

My Third Novel's Conclusion, My Heartbreak

My heart begins to break when I think about completing this particular book -- because this narrative has sustained me like no other story I've known. It's both more personal and more universal than my other works. But beyond memory and archetype, it's a cri-de-coeur about needing to become the person one is destined to be. And in the writing, I have met my own life's work, my own fated journey -- having the sense all the while that the pages are suffused with a resonance, an energy, an electrified field that defies explanation. Writers hope and pray to be overtaken by a work in this way -- to be conscripted into passionate service of a profound story. To experience it even once in a lifetime seems a great privilege. I still have several months before this novel is complete, and this constitutes my reprieve. Because I'm not ready for the beauty to end.

Wednesday, August 2, 2023

Third Order from Amazon

OIG Hotline, please be informed that I have undertaken a third attempt to purchase the therapeutic supplement Methylene Blue from Amazon, with guaranteed delivery by 8 AM tomorrow morning, June 3, 2023, at the latest. (Methylene Blue can be helpful for addressing schistosomiasis, and I have not yet been fortunate enough to obtain a physician consult following the FBI's introduction of schistosomiasis flukes into my water supply on June 25, 2023.)

The prior two attempts demonstrated clear tampering with the shipments, with safety seals removed in a manner which the shipper could not subsequently explain. (Amazon recommended that the product be discarded.)

If this item arrives late or with apparent tampering, I will be posting about that issue here.

Please be aware that I also ordered three ounces of potassium hydroxide flakes in order to run a chemical test demonstrating that there are no no additives within this product that would demonstrate tampering.