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My Third Novel's Conclusion, My Heartbreak

My heart begins to break when I think about completing this particular book -- because this narrative has sustained me like no other story I've known. It's both more personal and more universal than my other works. But beyond memory and archetype, it's a cri-de-coeur about needing to become the person one is destined to be. And in the writing, I have met my own life's work, my own fated journey -- having the sense all the while that the pages are suffused with a resonance, an energy, an electrified field that defies explanation. Writers hope and pray to be overtaken by a work in this way -- to be conscripted into passionate service of a profound story. To experience it even once in a lifetime seems a great privilege. I still have several months before this novel is complete, and this constitutes my reprieve. Because I'm not ready for the beauty to end.

Friday, June 2, 2023

FedEx Package Delivery Confirmation

OIG Hotline, FedEx has confirmed delivery of package number 399068063358 to your auspices at 9:12 AM this morning, signed for by D. Andre Kirk.

In order to ensure that this delivery was completed, I called FedEx in addition to accessing the proof of delivery below, and recorded a call that also confirmed delivery was complete.

Please be apprised that I am in receipt of repeated threats of interference with your access to this package.

If you are able, please take possession of this delivery on an immediate basis.

Thank you very much for your efforts to do so,