Lane von Herzen: Disinformation Alert

My Third Novel's Conclusion, My Heartbreak

My heart begins to break when I think about completing this particular book -- because this narrative has sustained me like no other story I've known. It's both more personal and more universal than my other works. But beyond memory and archetype, it's a cri-de-coeur about needing to become the person one is destined to be. And in the writing, I have met my own life's work, my own fated journey -- having the sense all the while that the pages are suffused with a resonance, an energy, an electrified field that defies explanation. Writers hope and pray to be overtaken by a work in this way -- to be conscripted into passionate service of a profound story. To experience it even once in a lifetime seems a great privilege. I still have several months before this novel is complete, and this constitutes my reprieve. Because I'm not ready for the beauty to end.

Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Disinformation Alert

OIG Hotline investigators, I wish to state that my workout room is surrounded by windows, and I am threatened daily with sniper assault. As a result, I have been unable to exercise aerobically for many months. In an effort to keep my lungs healthy, I purchased a device on Amazon called the Air Physio, which is simply a handheld breathing challenge.

Today, after using it for the first time, I was threatened with a false accusation of "alternative substance abuse."

To clarify, I do not use illegal substances, nor do I use marijuana for any reason. Beyond this, I have never used illegal drugs or marijuana. Not once.

Why has this been my particular choice?

It simply reflects who I am. I appreciate making choices that respect myself, that respect others, and that respect the rule of law.

Thank you for allowing me to document these details as a "disinformation alert."

I hereby certify that this information is true and correct.

Lane MacWilliams

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Here is my original order from Amazon, delivered on November 29, 2022:

And here is the link to the "Air Physio Sports Edition O2 Exercise Breather Device for Expiratory Breathing Performance": https://www.airphysio.com/airphysio-sports/